SpongeBob Square- …oh.

Hey everyone! Here’s a list of phone numbers! Real, legitimate phone numbers! Anyone can view this list of phone numbers, for free!

But whatever you do, DON’T call anyone on this list, OK??

Don’t hurt yourself, use proper lubrication.

Don’t let it distort the reality of what a human relationship is like. Most of what they do wouldn’t be pleasant for both parties in real life, it’s exaggerated for the camera.

Don’t let it ruin your in-person relationships, or job, or ability to function in society.

As long as you keep those things in mind your boundaries are your own to set.

What great ideas! Have you been trained in city development?

PNG beers? Do I look like I know what a JPEG is???

Ahh, the 'ole Lemmy switcheroo.

Because that actually sells.

“A bear with no arms or legs is lying on the beach (no idea why)”

Because he couldn’t stand.