Shut up BBC you complicit wankers. It’s not an offensive, it’s a slaughter. You are offensive.

1990s Carmageddon vibes

Laughed so hard as a kid after T-boning the shit out of some car and seeing limp off like a sad, nodding dorito

Golf. For the irony.

Swear to god the vibe coding movement is going to create so many new jobs in the ilk of “I hired some dude to write my startup thing and now it’s gone all to shit, can you make it actually good and scalable and responsive please?”

I have never been more disappointed to discover that something probably isn’t AI generated…

“From mar-a-lago to mars” what? Is that a real fucking book?

Maybe it would be safer for kids to walk places if you didn’t have pedos embedded in your whole infrastructure

She put that thing down a tramp will immediately come sleep on it.

I wonder if the bloke with the bellend face will tell tiny evil criminal boy that he’s not being respectful enough to the mentally deficient painted scrotum.

Khajiit doesn’t care if you have coin. Khajiit is done giving fucks for the day.

Low battery. Charge ze dewise.

Who?

Adam Sandler. I personally feel that his humour is aimed at school children - making silly faces and silly voices and basically making fun of the disabled or neuroatypical - but it’s marketed to adults.

But I like 50 First Dates. He’s mostly not a shouting toddler in that.

Hi, Barton vets?.. yeah… my six legged dog is breathing fire… yeah, six… yes, fire… no, I don’t do drugs, sir.

Haha! The Princess Diana and Jade Goody ping pong ornament is fucking amazing!

I’ll give you five quid if you called him Nobby Nobbs

Why does the dog have 6 legs?

Woodlice

Speaking as someone who works with a massive photographic printing company, Kodak did this to themselves. Over the last 10 years they became the sole industrial scale supplier of silver halide paper which is used in the chemical photographic printing process. Being a monopoly, they did what monopolies do and jacked up the price again and again until it became prohibitively expensive to use. Print producers have since switched to high speed roll fed inkjet solutions and Kodak are now fucked by their own greed.

I used to have outdoor PE up on a hill near the sea and we would hear the booms from Concorde out over the ocean. Takes me way back. Also makes me feel way old that someone old enough to write this didn’t already know about it lol

They also occasionally took off and landed at a local airport and we would go and see them sometimes. Noise on takeoff is unimaginable unless you’ve witnessed something like a Typhoon jet. The kind of noise you can feel entirely through your body.