Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
Weekend at Chase Manhattan.
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?
Dear IRS,
How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.
Your pal,
saltnotsugar
And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.
We’ve been getting complaints about your lack of drinking at work. We’re not in the Prussian aristocracy Ben, now take a couple of shots and get out there and make financial decisions for the company!
“Hey router, I’d like to talk to-“
(Throws packet to the ground) YOU WILL TALK ONLY IF I WILL IT.
Hohoho. Mew meow mow Solo.
Made me livin changin the RAM oil on laptops in Silicon Valley.
ChatGPT, write a position paper on self signed certificates.
(Lights up a blunt) You need to chill out man.
Rat Piss Man - Origins, coming this summer.
Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!
Is also explains the great speed…scientifically.
A candy bar that taste so amazing that it haunts your dreams, but you can never find it in a store ever again.
Get yourself a clown girlfriend. Or don’t. What do I know?
Any time the power goes out some person needs to say “Wooooah” with mild alarm.
Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?