I still have the T-Mobile G1 phone plan.

Man that was a great phone.

My plan isn’t quite that old, but it’s getting up there. They recently increased my price by a few dollars per line. Then they tried to get me to move to a current plan, which turned out to be 20% higher price for less return. I had to try not to burst out laughing at the poor guy’s face.

I’ve been with TMo for more than 20 years–they’re the only carrier I’ve ever used–but if my price goes up again I’m jumping ship.

We can’t even take care of that, how could we care for an Yggdrasil?

“Mom I want an Yggdrasil”

“We have Yggdrasil at home”

It’s wild how conservatives have been led to believe that people shouldn’t make a livable wage doing whatever job needs to be done.

Not just conservatives. My stepdad is far from being one, but he lives in a fantasy reality where “no one in the 80s made a living or supported a family working fast food or running a register.” (I paraphrased a tiny bit, but this is a near-direct quote from him.)

They’re from Idaho.

Bonus points: the guy is from Illinois.

Don’t forget the alt text:

Attention all passengers: This is an express sequence to infinity. If your stop is not a power of two, please disembark now.

Maybe we should chip in and buy a second robot.

Hear me out: three robots.

Class: Bavarian Fire Chief

Gotta imagine that ladder was covered in ice for much of the year.

Assuming this is in fact in Chernivtsi, as the post title says, it’s not too bad there. Mean temp falls below freezing for three months out of the year.

Still, probably not fun to climb when there is ice…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernivtsi#Climate

Always wanted an ocean-centric map.

I think the above image is the Spilhaus World Ocean map, which I do find very pleasing to look at.

thinking that the year 2000 was 10 years ago.

This is patently absurd, 10 years ago was 1994.

I’m colour blind and don’t see red very well.

I’m not color blind and almost didn’t see it. This was an okay idea, executed with a terrible choice of colors.

For the longest time, I thought it was just an upgraded Wii and I already had one.

Target wasn’t helping:

We need a Wolverine version of Multiplicity with Michael Keaton.

Strong crossover potential with Batman, Birdman and Vulture…

What’s next, are they gonna do a Watchmen comic or something?

Then I bet they’ll make a game based on that comic.

something named for New Jersey.

The Situation.

I had to specifically mute all of my notifications because I couldn’t find out what app was causing them and it was driving me nuts.

I’ve been doing that for years. I only have a handful of apps with audio notifications, basically the most important ones that need my attention right away. Everything else gets vibrate.

E3 doesn’t exist anymore?

They threw in the towel last December.

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What happens if you pixelate his DUI records?

Papers, please.

For those who think this looks familiar, it’s a Eurostar ad from 2007.