Typical Mac user.

The AI ate my homework.

a secret bellybutton supply

Aye, the Navel Reserve.

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

He’s the septic skeptic.

Have the banned buzkashi yet?

Taliban is going to have to ban a bunch of stuff, because people who get a rush from gambling will gamble on anything.

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet: large socks. </shitpost>

AI would give you the finger if it could draw one.

Hmm, that requires Deep Thought.

“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

Note to self: Face-eating leopards nearly always arrive hungry.

“She burns facts and she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye.” - Michelle Wolf

“Expendable peasant”: Anyone who isn’t a billionaire willing to throw money at L’Orange.

Great phrase, BTW. I’m brand new around here and I already like the place!