i haven’t met y’all babies

this is the main advantage a cat has over the average human room mate

YEAH but that’s just for cats.

also rats, mice, gerbils, hamsters, birds. many birds. dogs. any non-aquatic animal that creates nests out of their environment would love it. feral humans would love it, and supposedly non-feral humans are OBSESSED with toilet paper.

you need to talk to your partner and go to counseling forthwith.

I know this sounds obvious, and it’s an old meme from Reddit, but you REALLY need to check your home for carbon monoxide.