Friend who uses singular “scissor,” me too! Someone brought it up today as evidence against my proficiency in English. Interested in your experience of life using the singular.

True, but slug innards are not the color of old brown blood either. Having stepped on a lot of slugs as a child… (too young to realize that they were critters, but old enough to be horrified by more info after the fact). Anyway, my feet weren’t red with the blood of slain enemies.

My mom also used to cut them in half with a butter knife to feed frogs. Wow. I guess that was a weird childhood. Maybe my memory is faulty but I seem to remember them being kind of creamy and oozy all the way through.

FTR, I am now Friend To Slugs. Also a vegetarian. These wars are all in my past.

Slugs don’t have red blood, or if they do it’s not much

Confirmed…Did I miss an update?

This needs a trigger trigger warning 😂

Me gustan tus fiestas formales ;)

FYI the country is spelled Colombia… which I’m only writing because I think we should also change DC to the District of Colombia in honor of our new Lady Liberty.

1. Hips don’t lie.

I started to say I can’t think of a food I hate… but then I remembered that I’m a vegetarian. It’s just, well, if it doesn’t contain critters then I’m not picky at all. AND I think I could live off of peanut butter and crackers as long as the scurvy held out, maybe a month or 3.

No, I take it back, durian is gross. But it’s actually illegal to take the fruit on public transport in some parts of the world, so it’s not just me. I’m sure I’ll think of more.

I’ve started and deleted several comments in defense of peanut butter. Yes, it looks like poop if in the wrong spot, but that’s literally the only criticism in my mind that is legitimate! A true wonder food.

Now, fuck Skippies. I usually buy Smuckers Chunky Natural, which is only peanuts and salt, and is a good combo of low price, few ingredients, and being in a glass jar.

Edit: Talk to text corrections. Oy vey.

Grapefruit lovers unite!

…So sorry for those on medications who can’t eat grapefruit.

I love your optimism!

What? So fresh and delicious!

Seconded!

My grandma had a chair with a horsehair cushion, so that’s where my mind got stuck for a minute.

This? Please. I work in a middle school. No way in hell.

Are you sure you don’t have to squish the udder from top to bottom?

I want to see a video of it in use.

Sign a strike card https://www.generalstrikeus.com/ and tell your friends, too.

P. S. Sorry, I reflexively posted this in my panicked desperation, but I don’t mean to hijack the thread like a bot. I think I’m just amped up for the protest today.

Wait, isn’t this a story about how you got a raise?