this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.
i’m probably baked
this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.
gee I wonder how long it will be before I can download the custom patches to get around this
right. so “trust level”.
this is also how we would divide pills & bags when i was using
the leather is incredibly durable.
I would like to know the details of black magic sparking violence
kicking heroin
somebody flat out told one of my friends that he was going to be copying his answers for a math test. so for every answer, my friend added 12.3, waited until the other guy turned his test in, then went back and subtracted 12.3 from all of his answers.
well i smoke in them.
he would use previously donated public telephone booth
who is donating used telephone booths to a hospital
I paid for a hummingbird on craigslist. didn’t quite get what I was expecting but I walked away satisfied
somebody else’s kidney
no, but alligators and puffin.
my basic understanding is that people wrote intentionally advantageous descriptions of the animals when submitting them to the Vatican for approval or something. like they just stressed how much time the animal spends in water and not much else, and the pope wrote back saying “yeah that’s okay”
beavers and capybara are classified fish by the Catholic Church
egg white is 90% water. it doesn’t take much to drastically alter water
you skipped over the part where PETA was infiltrated by a spy ring paid for by Barnum & Bailey and run by the former third highest ranking member of the CIA (who had been convicted of lying to Congress), using their operatives to, among other things, do and encourage behaviors that make the organization look extreme. this allowed it to be taken over by unstable fanatics and successfully destroyed its reputation
whitening toothpaste has the same active ingredient as regular toothpaste. some will have peroxide, but you would need to brush your teeth for significantly longer than 5 minutes for it to start working
this is why Garfield hates mondays
what an interestingly worded headline.
thagomizer