TurboWafflz

Yeah the biggest problem for people who can’t use a computer always seems to be that they just won’t ever read what it says on the screen. The solution to problems is often very obvious if you just actually read error messages or tooltips or anything

What if you’re upside down

Meanwhile there is no specific demonym for people from the united states, you can say american buy that would also include every other north and south american country

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I interpreted that as meaning he broke his nose while typing at first and I was very confused

Now in 2024 our computers are trying too hard to be human and being really annoying for opposite reasons. Recently a windows computer I was turning off to reimage told me to “Please release the power button” because it “Just needs a few seconds to shut down”. I do not like when a computer begs me not to do what I’m doing

He was born in South Africa, his family ran emerald mines there which is where all his money came from

I really like my oneplus 9, after owning samsung, motorola, and sony devices it’s definitely my favorite by far

Again, I genuinely don’t care that the joke is insensitive, it might offend some people but it comes off more as just uneducated than mean. But none of that is my point, I am offended that this crime against comedy is being compared to “humor”. I’ve ready funnier things than this in warranty documents. This is the kind of joke an edgy 14 year old makes and probably even they don’t think it’s funny.

My problem isn’t that it’s offensive, my problem is that it isn’t even remotely funny, there’s barely a joke. I mean it is pretty insensitive as well but that wasn’t my point

ha ha so true and super duper funny because gender = genitals ha ha get it it’s funny because misgendering ha ha funny ha funny so epic joke with laugh and funny inside this is really the peak of humor

/s obviously

Wait what happens if I do something that like inherently has consequences like cutting off my arm? Does it grow back after the 24 hours are up?

This still runs Linux, or whatever else you want to run, it just has a RISC-V CPU instead of an x86 or ARM one

It’s so weird how they’re just insisting it isn’t an android app even though people have proven it is. Who do they expect to believe them?

Alternatively the intruder will just be so confused they’ll decide to break into another house instead of figuring out what the foil does

How is this a shower thought, this is just a weirdly specific prediction

It’s become really popular with trans people because it has the same colors as the trans pride flag

This raises an interesting question, can jesus swim or is water just impenetrable for him?

This kind of reminds me of calvin and hobbes

I wasn’t like offended by it I know it’s AI generated I just thought it was interesting that whatever generated it was willing to say things like that