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I have an epically looooong list of things I’d expect in exchange. (Freedom for Uighurs, no harassing neighbor regions/countries, stopping all cyberattacks, no supporting Russia, universal peace, free ice cream on Fridays, unicorns in every garden, a global ban on pineapple pizza, mandatory nap times, free hugs for everyone, endless weekends, no more Monday blues, a lifetime supply of chocolate, teleportation technology, a cure for the common cold, pet dragons, a colony on Mars, no traffic jams ever, rainbows every day, zero gravity vacations, flying cars, talking animals, a personal assistant for everyone, and world peace, etc. etc.)
And I’m spider man