Dr. Unabart

Imagine being an architect or engineer… fancy office, sweet ass car, six figures… and you sit down one day to engineer “where should we put the access panels?” or “where should we but the divider pavers?” and THIS was your solution.

There’s a madman on the roof. What should be we do to get him down?

— Send up an axe.

I figured this would be about the summer temperatures finally arriving. Moved to Germany from San Diego years ago and it’s comedy to watch them panic once it hits 85f. Parks empty, streets empty (save for ice cream stands, which practically print their own money). Germany, steadfastly refusing to acknowledge air conditioners have existed for 7 decades.

It’s as if… wait for it… they are made of sugar!

And the leopards shall feast upon the carrion!

Kindly be clicking de AnyDecks icon

Wait till that dude needs ground support!

To be clear, he should be jailed for that massacre of the language alone. There’s probably a lot of other charges that would stick as well.

As stupid as this sounds, eventually someone is going to suggest letting grocery stores be open on Sunday and this will usher in what German historians call “Der Modern Age”. There will be a domino effect… Rathaus will get Internet, Doctors will forgo fax for email and Aldi will finally bring Trader Joe’s to the motherland. We will slowly creep into the 21st century. One pointless rule at a time.

This stupid speed limit thing will be remembered as the catalyst of progress in the race to catch up to their neighbors.

( /s Because Germany hates change )

Queue up the: “I’m entitled to a peaceful Sunday” folks.

Goddammit. I use my InstantPot every fkn week. I guess once this one croaks, I’ll try the Ninja version. Friend of mine says it’s great. I’ll do my homework and make sure they don’t openly support slavery or eugenics.

Got another “Dear Zachary” brewing up north!

Drives me nuts. Like, every time I touch that lockscreen! Whatks the use-case here? “Oh sht! Hurry. Use the ipad and take the pic!”

I can smell this pic.

Too busy faxing each other. Germany is Luddite Land, by choice.

Source: moved here 7 years ago. Germans are a weird bunch. Change is not welcome in just about any form.

Nice to see them adopt the open source apps, though. They can probably get some screaming deals on some US Robotics 56k modems on eBay Local.

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Gruntsuckers

I hate it when that happens.

This guy is absolutely desperate for a friend who might be able to help him politically. Anyone to get him on tv. He’s like a scab that prople keep picking. Loathesome human.

I’ve filed for 7 years straight and never owed a cent. Oddly, got a little back, 2 years straight. Might have been the covid money, which even more laughable as I didn’t set foot, much less work, in the US for the entirety of the pandemic. Single, no property or other taxable assets and no additional sources of income outside my monthly paycheck from my Euro employers. If I, me broke that $126k threshold, then I’d have to pay something. Getting there. Let’s see if the USA doesn’t collapse on itself first*

(* I hope not.)

You won’t have to pay anything unless you’re pulling in the equivalent of >$126,500 USD in foreign income. Then you’re taxed on what you make above that. My H&R Block lady here in Germany told me all about it when I file every year. And boy howdy is fuuuuucking stupid that I’m having to file US taxes every year. I could stop, but then everything falls apart for me.

I wonder how the Borderlands stuff would look of run through ai.

She looked like an anemic grimace, barking at reporters while keeping one eye on the deli tray the whole time.