[insert picture of the u.s. White House I am too much of a topside overpass troll to bother]

Tell me that doesn’t work. Someone tell this person to tell me that doesn’t work. I have been watching MASH the last three days and I know a lot. Does that work though?

She, the demon and the dog are all SCPs, holding each other in symbiotic containment.

Can’t trust anybody who doesn’t build an offline only mode into their always online crap. I see a resurgence of the Luddites incoming. Get your old dot matrix printers going.

Get this DLC: can’t sleep because your body feels weird

I can smell your weird skin and hair. Are you familiar with feline scatological health creams? I have samples!

Were the fallout 3 graphics that bad? Oof.

Nirvana, Alanis, new oasis album, biggie and Tupac got shot, kinda in there

Sorry. Need to check my handy style book, but E-Mail is probably most correct usage

yeah it’s by marquis de latte, also crowned as the prince of flow, obviously.

It’s quite common among Christians in the u.s. Probably somehow related to Kellogg and Graham, of cereal and crackers. Those types were obsessed with preventing masturbation and pleasure.

Now you, not sure about. Your dad, we could hang. /s

Yeah it kinda works if the kids correctly think you’re awful

Now you fucked up your family and manipulated them into liking ac/dc. Where is the win?

Hadn’t thought of appendicitis prevention as an Avenue for cultists’ insanity. You may have just written into being some new bs for 2030.

/s

you are now so old that south park seems mild, yet its silly cartoons continue to annoy the president and his sycophants.

is this what you want for the youths? an economnomic model based on collecting underpants!? Step 2 is just A QUESTION MARK?

also just gonna write this one down, but it’s only a mild killing

might need to be even more reductive or more expansive, but remember: somebody will twist this for clicks

myriad and sundry, these sock problems.

this could get wild