Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
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ghost riding the apocalypse cuz there’s no way off this ride
Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
-brought to you by terrible advice duck or whatever
Really seems like it’s all become so carefully curated and commoditized that the personality and rough edges and accidents that made any of it noteworthy have been hewn away. American culture is populated by what might as well be walking, talking avatars designed solely to billboard for Disney and Nestle and a few big corporate interests. But, wtf do I know. Maybe I’m just too old for this shit.
The M clearly stands for Mahoney.
Isn’t there still one in California or’d they turn it into spiderman or something?
Bold move assuming we all want to exist.
They also touch when you just shut the hell up.
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Just leave. They’re probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can’t stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.
RIP MAG. Never forgotten.
But can they make you want to save the marriage in the first place?
You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.
A layer of hell unto themselves. Punishments contravening multiple human rights conventions that people pay for the privilege of being subjected to just so they can get somewhere, be dissatisfied with it and be forced to do it all again to get back home.
Hoarding wealth in greater quantities than you could ever use in order to have power over others desperate to just survive is abusive to start with. They’re probably exposed to other people with all variants of abusive tendencies and trained to believe they are better than and deserving of the suffering of others. Being raised in that environment will definitely encourage a much higher proportion of other abusive behaviors.
Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.
He’s got no assets to seize (already seized the western assets he could) and his diplomats are a fucking liability snapping photos of our lawmakers with hookers and drugs.
His threats sound more like favors. It’s like he’s asking countries to take Russian assets and offering free blowies along with.
Stage little war scenes and bespoke towns with your menagerie. Douse them in lighter fluid and video record it while you burn them down like an 8 year old with army men.
Fun fact: Crocs chew their chop-chop, both because they live in an aquatic environment and because they’ve got those little birds to pick at their pearly whites & keep em gleamin’.
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No repeat visits or sharing allowed!
Even then, only in a shortsighted, politically deceptive manner. Taxation driven by sales in a thriving hub with free transit also pads the budget. But, taxes are unpopular and people like sports teams and arena shows and overpriced shitty beverages. They give the bigger dopamine hit.
Need to start launching from Australia at this rate. Maybe then they’ll show up in the correct vertical orientation.