Alright, not very original but I’ll take it. Now do a)!

I am unsure how to express myself any clearer. Please proceed.

I’m actually interested in both ways your narration is going to go. Please describe both paths:

a) No, I had one but then we married.

b) No, I don’t.

Various comment sections on German IT news sites. Cesspit of incels and horny old men that complain about the ass they’ll have to stare at not being plump enough.

I don’t think they like to be talked to that directly.