Let me explain the situation for those who don’t know:
Once, there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it,
She saw
Some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to club her in the knee cap.
That reminds me of how when an SUV runs over someone on a bike, it’s a “bicycle accident”.
We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.
C’mon now, don’t be ungrateful. I mean… you made the conscious decision to be born, right?
/s, obvously.
What? I can’t hear you over the stroad.
Mmm