I intentionally sought out a used vehicle with haptic menu controls. It pissed me off when I realized there was no point of having it, because the UI still locks me out of most of the interface when I am not completely stopped.

It seems like the next generation just entirely gave up on the concept of safety.

I think we know that.

Ditto. She always called it “poor circulation” and explained it’s genetic. Didn’t know it warranted a name.

I always blamed these particular genetics for my cold induced urticaria.

First a bishop, now a priest, too?

Comfortable doesn’t even come close to describing it. My parents had a loaner once, and it made me regret buying “just” a Camry when I was Corolla-shopping. That car was a dream.

The United States of America is the only country with At-Will employment. Far from ‘everywhere’.

…and no subscription fees.

I suspect the dumbfounded reply you received was because one expected the word ‘epidemic’ to be used instead.

‘pandemic’ usually is taken to mean it has spread across several international boundaries. ‘pan,’ meaning ‘all.’

Anyone else, here read, the title in Christopher Walken’s voice?

That’s partialism, Patrick.

The best part is that he never said he broke both arms, and would often come out of the woodwork to correct people with the ambiguous “lost the use of both arms.”