Make sure to commit all fraud by US Post mail. This ensures your trial will be in Federal Court, which is much busier than your state’s court, ensuring your case never gets heard!
Just send a bunch of nonsense to the Governor (or President I guess since we’re talking about making a federal case) to get their letterhead then create a fake pardon for yourself
GOTCHA! I, TheFriar, a Man, do hereby and solemnly state, forthwith and hereto, that I do declare and state that I, TheFriar, a Man, rescind and relinquish and reconfiscate my citizenship to THE UNIRED STATES, a corporation, because I, TheFriar, A Man, humbly do not recognize nor honor the code of said Corporation. Heretofore.
Make sure to commit all fraud by US Post mail. This ensures your trial will be in Federal Court, which is much busier than your state’s court, ensuring your case never gets heard!
This according to my lawyer friend carries a maximum punishment of a million dollar fine and 30 years in prison.
Just send a bunch of nonsense to the Governor (or President I guess since we’re talking about making a federal case) to get their letterhead then create a fake pardon for yourself
Easy just do this trick after you gotten more than 2 million in loans. Spend 30 years in prison and retire
Wait, I’m not sure, does the federal court flag have a fringe on it?
GOTCHA! I, TheFriar, a Man, do hereby and solemnly state, forthwith and hereto, that I do declare and state that I, TheFriar, a Man, rescind and relinquish and reconfiscate my citizenship to THE UNIRED STATES, a corporation, because I, TheFriar, A Man, humbly do not recognize nor honor the code of said Corporation. Heretofore.
Well shit, I guess there’s nothing we can do. We’ll have to let you off the hook for pretty much everything.