Aw man, the feels. I wish I could have told my cat during euthanasia how much I love her and how everything was okay, I know she was in a weird unknown vet’s office and she was in pain but it was going to be over soon, and how much she transformed my life and made it better, and that I hope I did right by her for the eight years she was part of my life. Love you babycat ♥️

Stop shitting on the carpet.

When I point with my finger at something, look where I point, not at the fucking finger!

Please don’t bite or scratch hard enough to draw blood when we’re playing. I wouldn’t even clip your claws if you were a bit more gentle!

When you want to play, bring a toy to me that you want to play with instead of just roaming the house shouting, ffs.

And of course, I love you and you’re a good cat.