Grand_Raccoon0924@lemmy.today to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 10 months agoThis woman was so nervous about flying, so the flight attendant explained every sound and bump and even sat here holding her hand when it still got to be too much for herlemmy.todayimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1imageThis woman was so nervous about flying, so the flight attendant explained every sound and bump and even sat here holding her hand when it still got to be too much for herlemmy.todayGrand_Raccoon0924@lemmy.today to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months ago“Don’t worry about a thing, honey. I’m gonna help you through this.” “Those are all normal noises.” “Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking.” “Just sit back and relax.” “That’s just the engine powering up.” “That’s just the engine struggling.” “That’s just the carp swimming around your ankles.”
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months ago“That’s just a routine patrol, we’re not actually in Russian airspace.” “They’re bluffing.”
minus-squarefidodo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoThat noise was just a door panel busting open. This is a Boeing so it’s perfectly normal.
“Don’t worry about a thing, honey. I’m gonna help you through this.”
“Those are all normal noises.”
“Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking.”
“Just sit back and relax.”
“That’s just the engine powering up.”
“That’s just the engine struggling.”
“That’s just the carp swimming around your ankles.”
“That’s just a routine patrol, we’re not actually in Russian airspace.”
“They’re bluffing.”
That noise was just a door panel busting open. This is a Boeing so it’s perfectly normal.