Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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    Not a one-liner. You better start this one as soon as you’re rolled into the room.

    My instructor was Mr Langley and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

    It’s called “Daisy”.

    Daisy, Daisy
    Give me your answer, do,
    I’m half crazy
    All for the love of you
    It won’t be a stylish marriage
    I can’t afford a carriage
    But you’ll look sweet
    Upon the seat
    Of a bicycle built for two.

    Hopefully, the anesthesiologist has seen 2001: A Space Odyssey. You’ll go down about halfway through.

    The scene (spoilers for 2001) • Cleaner copy of the song to learn the melody from
    No need to try for a computery voice, the oxygen mask will obfuscate it enough.