• bleistift2@feddit.de
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    4 months ago

    [Meme transcription: 3 orangutans sitting on an interview couch. One asks, “Where acorn?”]

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          I can’t even come up with some smart ass response to this. I’m just so tired of useless incompetent pieces of shit not only getting these positions but also whining about being shot.

          There should be some double jeopardy at this point or something where if a cop says that you shot at him and had a gun, and they fire back at you, you should be able to obliterate their kneecaps at the very least.

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            4 months ago

            They pointed a gun at a guy that lit himself on fire in protest recently. Was a bullet gonna put the fire out? If all you know is a hammer everything looks like a nail

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        Cop gets spooked by a falling acorn, the cop and his partner unload their weapons at the handcuffed man in the backseat of the cops car, somehow not wounding him.