The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 months agoGood luck!fedia.ioimagemessage-square271fedilinkarrow-up11.17Karrow-down122
arrow-up11.15Karrow-down1imageGood luck!fedia.ioThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 months agomessage-square271fedilink
minus-squarejanNatan@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·7 months agoGet married and change your last name! You’ll get a brand new one. Works for men too, trust me!
minus-squareMs. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoYou don’t even have to get married just file name change paperwork
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoOr, you can just order a new one without changing your name.
minus-squareJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoOr you could get a social security card with the name Turd Ferguson on it. I mean, if you’re already going through the trouble of doing paperwork, what’s a little more?
Get married and change your last name! You’ll get a brand new one. Works for men too, trust me!
You don’t even have to get married just file name change paperwork
Or, you can just order a new one without changing your name.
Or you could get a social security card with the name Turd Ferguson on it. I mean, if you’re already going through the trouble of doing paperwork, what’s a little more?