“What, they’re going to start seizing assets if he can’t put up something that’s not available in the United States?”
Yup.
One of the most ridiculous false pretenses Trump tries to maintain is that he can only pay with a single, $454M bond, and since he can’t get one that large, he should, obviously, just be forgiven the amount entirely and let off the hook.
What he doesn’t want anyone to know is that, obviously, he could just get several smaller bonds for, say, $50M or $75M or $100M until it added up to the $454M or however much he needs to post for the appeal. In fact, he even tried to offer a $100 bond before, but used it instead in the E Jean Carrol appeal.
Possibly he knows that, and is just trying to bleed his supporters for donations until the last moment.
He definitely knows that
We gotta teach the trump’s how to count? No wonder they committed extensive fraud for decades.
He knows how to count up to 11,780
They should consider committing less crimes.
Fewer.
Why not both? Fewer and lesser crimes. I’ll have one count of jay-walking please
Bogus charge to criminalize walking and make the pedestrian the bad guy in accidents.
My feelings! They LAUGHED at me, those big meanies!
Fuckin snowflakes
Meanwhile, Daddy was bragging on truth social that he had $500 million in cash a couple days ago
Oh god I’m edging so hard my dick could cut diamonds.
they only laughed because you were serious
This is their big play? It doesn’t need to be one bond. I read that those companies have a $100 million limit on bonds. Trump needs to put up several bonds. Or just use his yuge pile of cash he says he has. Or hell, double down on the lies and lose his holdings.
Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity
don’t worry, a judge just ruled that Don is a special boy and doesn’t have to follow the same laws as everyone else so he doesn’t need to put up the whole bond.
Trump can’t do shit, he’s leveraged to the hilt & his name is poison now.
They decided ERIC was the best one to spin this?
Shouldn’t he be used to being laughed at? Has he ever seen Saturday night live?
He’s never seen it, 'cause SNL comes on after his bed time.
It’s normal to laugh at clowns