Drink some oil as well. Partially to displace the stomach acid, but also to allow for the kernels to pop.
This thread has some of the best medical advice I’ve ever found on the interwebs
How is pappcorm formed?
The body is often “prepared” for the funeral before it is cremated, so tape a couple hundred dollars to your chest with a note asking the preparer to leave your guts intact. Usually an underpaid apprentice does this, so there’s a chance they’ll go for it.
Hm. At first I thought this was a Linux meme.
The guy’s face when OP OD’d on Linux Kernels, RIP
Also maybe see if you can wolf down an entire pickle. The cremator may be a pickle-with-popcorn kind of fella.
Is that a thing? I’ve never tried eating pickles with popcorn. But now I’m kinda curious.
Unless it’s just code for some weird sex act. Then, probably not. I don’t want to lick anybody’s briny dong.
Would you want your kernel popped
He wants the oiliest seed, am I right?
Gotta ask for consent first, this is discussed on make some noise BTW.
No code here, although that’s hilarious.
Is this viable?
Popcorn pops at about 180°C, and execution by electric chair apparently gets you to 100°C, so no.
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