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While arguing against a proposal for safe storage requirements for firearms, Minnesota state Sen. Warren Limmer (R-Maple Grove) contended that rural citizens need guns readily available to deal with cows.
“You even walk too close to a cow, and it’ll take you down and trample you into dust,” Limmer said. “Fumbling around with a lock while a cow or a bull or any other animal is going after your daughter or your son — you can’t fumble around with a key or try and find the lockbox or put your thumb on a biometric key of some sort in your home while the danger is outside. This bill puts those individuals in even more danger.”
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The depth of ignorance is overwhelming.
I find a good shovel adequate defense against a cow. And don’t be in a situation where there’s an angry bull. Shockingly easy to avoid that.
The only thing worse than a Southern Republican is a Northern Republican. Apparently, the party must resort to abducting old white men from the dementia ward, lobotomizing them, and putting them on an amphetamine drip before they find something “suitable” to put behind a podium.
Lol this guy represents maple grove? The one with Arbor lakes mall that has the Dave & Busters and Benihana?
The closest thing to a cattle ranch in maple grove is the Chuck and Don’s pet store, but I don’t think they have any cows there.
Anyone wanna start a business selling cow proof gun safes and cow proof trigger locks?
I’m in! Let’s make some bank
