• Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml
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      8 months ago

      Stanley then attempted to cross the street using telephone wires and held himself on the lines for approximately 45 minutes.

      For starters, what did they think would happen upon reaching the other side? A getaway helicopter? But more importantly: 45 minutes hot damn! That would physically be pretty difficult