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treechicken@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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treechicken@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    back in my day we only had one language. it was called ASSEMBLY. wanted to make the computer do something? you had to ask it yourself. and that worked JUST FINE

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      Back in my dsy we only had non programmable computers. Wanted to make the computer do something? You had to specifically build in the function. And that worked JUST FINE

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      Ok Boomer

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      Well la-tee-da, fuck my AND gates and inverters.

      Look at moneybags over here with his instruction sets.

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        Back in my day when you wanted a computer to do something, you just asked her to do it and then underpaid her because women can’t hold real jobs.

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        Gates and inverters!!?

        Luxury!

        In my day we had to use transitors and resistors and, if we were lucky, maybe capacitors.

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          Look at me, I have a friend at bell labs.
          We had to use vacuum tubes, and we liked it.

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