ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoRudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US stateswww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1430arrow-down114
arrow-up1416arrow-down1external-linkRudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US stateswww.newsweek.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoNah it’s god, and when it’s lightning god angy. And rain is god sad. And alligators our ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoIf my toothbrush was made of meat but I couldn’t eat it, I’d be angry too.
Nah it’s god, and when it’s lightning god angy. And rain is god sad. And alligators our ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
Mama’s wrong again!
If my toothbrush was made of meat but I couldn’t eat it, I’d be angry too.