Most boxes of chocolate didn’t have a card or map explaining which was which back in the 90s.

Police are like a box of chocolates

They’ll kill your dog.

The quote is “mama always said, life is like …. “. Isn’t that card traditionally a note? Not a chocolate map last time I checked.

Back in the day there wasn’t maps when you got chocolate. Food allergies were not much of a concern back then and nutrition information wasn’t required.

I’m not sure he was illiterate but he did play football at Alabama so it’s a distinct possibility.