Agreed. I can’t help but feel like such an old man, but I really don’t get it. No one believes you look like that.

same thing applies to makeup, so many people think the way to go is applying it like plaster to a wall, which makes them look like a clothes store mannequin

No, it should be applied minimally so you still look like a god damn human, just a human with eyeliner or whatever

fuck influencers and magazines and whoever else pushes this idea that you need to look glossy to be attractive, god damn

My wife says she likes the wrinkles. It shows maturity, and she doesn’t want a relationship with a little boy. As for myself, I can’t say I’ve paid any specific attention to the presence or absence of wrinkles.

And if my hair goes any further, I’m going to shave it.