he had a place to stay and office space, was on clip to make $80,000 in year 1 from being completely homeless

Me, absolutely not a millionaire: “Hi, I’m homeless, will you sign me up for a one year lease?”

My landlord: “Absolutely, sir. Right after I run this background check that confirms you’re not actually homeless and do - in fact - have an amazing credit history with tons of assets to use as collateral.”