Comedian John Pinette.
(Pardon my double posting, he was my all-time favorite.)
Source… Facebook John Pinette Tribute Page
Without reading other comments I would assume I led to snorting cocaine, because alcohol does that to some people.
Being offered a Salad is a hint that you should step on the scales more often.
Would you like a salad?
Sure, I love them and the scales tell me I have a BMI of 22.5
Good for you! Now if only you had a likable personality.
You had the choice to ignore my comment or reply with another joke as the op did.
That says a lot about your personality.
They did reply with a joke though
Ok.
BMI is a nonsense measurement
Yet it’s used everywhere because of regulations despite the practicing doctors knowing it’s bullshit.
True. My favorite salad is a taco salad… a deep-fried crunchy bowl 10,000 calorie fast food nightmare.