Next year’s official slogans.

That would be me as a kid.

Maybe not all hope is lost. Big fucking maybe though.

Pfft. Americans are pussies that will never do what’s right.

Right? I never click these useless links.

Truth.

Play all with fire and get burned.

Stop looking for reasons to hate loser

In have a simple solution to that one: don’t take nudes.

Then you run into the problem of people using excessive amounts of free milk leaving others without the chance to even get any. Better and safer to bring your own if you rely on it.

I bet you project all the time. Fun game.

I just do this real crazy thing where I treat everyone with respect, without consideration for their sex.

Fuck America. Sincerely, Canada.

Met the love of my life on plenty of fish. Never been happier than these last ten years. 50 now.

It’s not easy finding a decent woman on there though, won’t lie, I struck gold.

That’s cool shit there. I wish all devices did that.

I’m going to start trying it time to time just to be sure lol

Watch a video on how soap works in water and dishes to get them clean. Funny shit reading your confusion.

Interesting once I figured out he doesn’t know how soap works on the grime of dishes. Almost like it was invented to overcome this exact problem.

Hahaha funny shit.

I don’t use dishwashers, but I hand wash and rinse everything, as well as change the water when it’s greasy or otherwise too dirty.

And I can taste when dishes have been in a dishwasher, for 40 years+

I usually try doing it in my head first. I use paper if it is available. I use a calculator when I don’t have time, or fail at the first two steps.

I noticed my number skills were deteriorating without proper use, and I found that alarming. I’m still weaker than I used to be, but not as bad as I was.

It’s just important to think for ones self when one can. The brain is a muscle that atrophies without use.

Roads trips I’m willing to compromise on, but not my home city. That’s the one place I should know like the back of my hand.