Guessing men only?
Wasn’t there some influencer who went there last year to prove he was safer there than in the West and they murdered him?
The Onion?
Found it - Miles Routledge, and he wasn’t murdered, “just” captured and held prisoner by the Taliban for eight months.
Miles described his time of imprisonment as a “holiday” and “living the lap of luxury”, saying he was kept in a luxurious guest house, with several Taliban servants, and that he has been treated well during his time there, even being able to buy an Xbox, and being well fed with foods like pizza and kebabs. He recently went back to Afghanistan to visit his friends in the GDI and plans to open businesses such a gold mine there
“Come to Afghanistan! Enjoy our wonderful mus- Shop for fashionable cl- Enjoy our historic sculpt- We play a game that’s kind of like polo with a goat carcass, check it out!”
Real shame they blew up those statues of Buddha. Those might have draw in some tourists. :|
Natural selection though
Hmm? What does evolutionary fitness have to do with the barbarians destroying art they had no hope of imitating that honors a philosophical achievement that no random pedophile warlord could even hardly grasp?
Yeah, see this is why it’s important to have a project plan beforehand. If we’d known “tourism” was on the roadmap we’d have done a few things differently.
Maybe they can let tourists throw the first stone. I’m sure that would appeal to a niche demographic underserved by the tourism market.
i think just remembering not to throw acid at women would help.
any place where 50% of the population is treated as meat is not a place any human should purposefully go.
This is cannibal erasure and you should feel bad
Honey! We can go to Afghanistan where we can live out my dream of you being human cattle!?
Hell no
If you ever feel like your job is difficult keep in mind there is someone with this job.
This is the making of a funny TV show shot like flight of the conchords
Think we can sell an animated series version to Netflix that they cancel after a boycott and no one binging it in one day after only 8 episodes?
Wouldn’t have it any other way!
They should launch a brutal attack on Israel to get everyone on their side
Who DOESN’T want to visit a bloodthirsty theocratic warlord-state?
Well, plenty of people vacation in America
Hey! I don’t think we have warlords here by the strict definition of the term.
As bad as the US can be, it’s not even close.
“Come to Afghanistan for the food! Stay because now you can’t leave, you American infidel”
