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For a moment, I thought, this was a Not-The-Onion headline, that some US court had decided they can’t regulate guns, because they’re musical instruments, actually.
Imagine it is. A Texas Ranger sidles up to you menacingly. What do you do?
Well, obviously, I pull out my M3 tactical banjotgun and start blasting …the finest damn tunes that Texas Ranger heard in their whole life.
He’s taken cover behind a cello and is palm fingering A minor. He’s looking in your direction
He’s fingering WHAT
Instructions unclear, stringed instruments are now lethal.
