destroy Hamas’s military and governing capabilities

"scuse us while we move some goalposts here …

and ensure that Gaza does not pose a threat to Israel in the future

And suddenly it’s not ‘Hamas’ that’s a threat, but ‘Gaza’. More moving goalposts, and revealing Israel’s real aim: the elimination of Gaza itself. Except, like the Republicans, who constantly have to create a new threat to ‘defend’ themselves against, after Gaza it’ll be the West Bank. And after that it’ll be something else …

Netanyahu doubts any peace will last, so I think he was looking for a more final solution…

I’m no King Solomon, but here’s my humble proposal: why not point our nukes at Jerusalem and threaten to glass that entire piece of shit city until either the Jews or Arabs agree to give it up to the other? If neither does, level it to radioactive dust.

If either does…also level it. Because religion is a pox that must be excised from this earth, and every practicioner, no matter what race or what age, should be cellularly exterminated.

Israel’s requirements:

Kill them all

We’re definitely getting Srebrenica Massacre 2.0.

"Unfortunately the terms of this ceasefire don’t include the death of every Palestinian in the world and also a complementary blowjob for me, so we can’t accept it.

-Benjamin Netanyahu, probably.