In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.
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This is never not appropriate with stories like this.
I just can’t with the dumb anymore. I’m surprised they don’t call bananas woke, cause ya know phallic and that gay
I go the complete opposite direction and deepthroat it while cradling some kiwis in my other hand.
Curry is woke! Finally someone said it!
… it’s because it’s foreign and makes my mouth feel burning. I don’t like it. I’m glad someone is finally standing up to this woke nonsense invading our culture!
…holy shit, I was pretending but are these guys just afraid of being colonized? It’s like a projection of a fear of being on the other side of the historical fence, a subconscious history they can’t acknowledge so it comes out as a fear of foriegn things they don’t understand being in control of their “new world”
Yeah fuck curry! I want real American food, like pizza, or tacos!
Yes! Or that stuff from 80s movies… That they had at the end of long business meetings: Chinese take out!
So much better than foriegn foods like German Hamburgers or French fries.
Nah: Real American food like freedom fries!
I think the funnest one is “ Spice, all = WOKE”, like damn…. All spices in the world?
Maybe they meant allspice, but I wouldn’t be too surprised if black pepper was too hot for them.
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If anything, spices are NOT woke. Empires are built and people enslaved out of spice
Hot dog, battered
…the fuck is this woke-ass gender neutral bullshit?
It’s called a CORN DOG, and they are glorious!
Not woke: penis for boys.
Not woke: pussy for girls.
Not woke: anything to do with people whose skin is not Lily-white.
