The Alien Custodian.

I’d like to be the fly on the wall when this braindamaged being tries to get an attorney to follow up on this. I can already hear him whining about a “government conspiracy that made all attorney laugh at me!”

I love how they always reference some shit as if they know anything about law

i love that response, it’s the polite way of saying “this ain’t my problem, someone else can deal with your crazy”

I think they’re evolving. The last few examples have had some even more ridiculous wording than usual.