Super confusing question…
Don’t think too hard on this one, Padre.
Spare ribs.
Oh yeah, some BBQ and just snicker every now and then, hoping he’ll get the pun at some point.
I’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.
Man, I hate shopping for myself…
Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you’ll all love it.
Whatever I wanted that week.
#justtrinitythings
Nothing because he hasn’t shown up for anything. He won’t even show up to prove his own existence. He’s an absent parent.
a wife that don’t cheat.
A bobblehead, probably
Fleshlight.
But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther’s 95 theses nailed on them.
Steak and a blowjob
A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
