That looks like a Grackle to me. Love those little shits, lol. We have a few living in our backyard tree.
Something something jackdaw
Grackles are so silly! I often see them throwing things around in my shade garden while they forage.
Love how their eyes contrast with the color of their feathers, too!
Brewers Blackbird of Judgement…? Possibly a Grackle of Judgement… Not a crow, but judgey for sure.
So here’s the thing… I said a “crow is a grackle.” Is it in the same family? No. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies memes, I am telling you, specifically, in science, everyone calls the Grackle of Judgement a Crow. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing. If you’re saying “birb family” you’re referring to the taxonomic grouping of The Word, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to birb is the words. So your reasoning for calling a crow a grackle is because scientist people “call the black ones grackles?” Let’s get ravens and jackdaws in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. This grackle is a crow and a member of the meme family. But that’s not what you said. You said this crow is a grackle, which is true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you’d call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don’t. It’s okay to just admit you’re right, you know?
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It’s an important distinction, you know!
Holy bird is the word drop, my god this wo/man is on fire! (Alternatively: they are on fire!)
Is that even a crow? The eye looks wrong. Most crows I’ve seen have full black eyes.
It’s a Grackle which is not a crow but looks, sounds, and acts like one
Here’s the thing. You said a “jackdaw is a crow.” Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing. If you’re saying “crow family” you’re referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people “call the black ones crows?” Let’s get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that’s not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you’d call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don’t. It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?
I came to the comments for the gallowboob copy pasta. Did not leave disappointed.
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And he was banned for it
Oh yeah that’s right. I get the reddit mega post-whores confused.
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A Raven, also known as a Giga-Crow, landed outside my fence the other day, and I felt blessed.
Bitch, fuck you! Looking at me like you ain’t got some secrets!
