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I wouldn’t fuck with George Clooney, Russia. His much more important wife is probably already planning to take you down in the ICC.
Suddenly the whole thing with him owning a spy satellite makes more sense.
Not if the US takes down the ICC first!
What are they going to do, bomb The Hague?
does the hague have oil?
Holy crap. TIL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amal_Clooney
Yeah, it really sucks that her husband is more well-known than her and I have a feeling he’d agree.
Medvedev’s drinking again?
I guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like… Ehhhhhh… Eva Elfie?
Seriously, I was going to say Milla Jovovich but she’s Ukrainian.
I guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like… Ehhhhhh… Eva Elfie?
I mean, it’s understandable that you want to arrest or at least detain her.
Ivanna Sakhno? Wait, no, also Ukrainian.
Olga Kurylenko? Wait, no, Ukrainian as well.
Don’t bring Eva Elfie into this
I do enjoy her work
She is a master of her craft
She’s indeed a master bait.
I don’t know her ideologies, but I’m willing to separate the persona from her works.
Mila Kunis? Nope, also Ukrainian
Said the way only a Daper Dan man can!
Time to rewatch O Brother, Where Art Thou
Pretty sure Clooney could put together a better army than Russia.
Clooney doesn’t have millions of prisoners to recruit
We hope
Steven Seagal should just fuck off to vatnikland if he likes it so much.
“Alcoholic shithead posts incoherent nonsense on x formerly known as twitter”
Trump will call him a mediocre actor in one of his upcoming rants because Trump is Putins cock holster
As someone who’s had a grudge against Clooney since 2001, please don’t make me agree with trump.
What the hell did George Clooney do to you in 2001?
But Clooney didn’t act in 2001. Or was there a remake with him, like with Soderbergh’s Solaris?
Return of the Killer Tomatoes was 88 btw I learned further down thread
Maybe Clooney stole a bit part from that poster that said poster believes would have launched their career.
Poster has been holding this grudge for 23 years!
I don’t know if whatever he filmed was released in 2001, but he definately did filming in 2001.
You shouldn’t degrade cock holsters by lumping Trump in with them.
<Noob Noob>: God damn!
Any Cock Holster used by Putin is automatically degraded.
My bad
Mr. Clooney’s reaction upon hearing the news:
What is this from? I guess I’ve never seen him in his youth
Retuuuuuuuuuuuurn!
Of the killer tomatoes!
Productly placed
“G’day mate!” “Hey hoosier!”
Gee, I wonder who paid for product placements in this movie.
That isn’t George clooney… That is Jurge Clooners
You mean the Golden Snowflake Award-winning actor, who portrayed the titular character in The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee?
Honestly, I really enjoyed Solaris.
The Tarkovsky one is a great movie too. One of my favourite films ever. No George Clooney though, just Russians.
I need to see it. I enjoyed the book as well, while we’re at it. Really really good.
I love Tarkovsky but Solaris is… a lot. Maybe you could call it atmospheric and ahead of its time (still love that they got widescreen TVs right), but it’s also loooooong
lol ok russia
Oh, just Clooney? If it was the Baldwins then there would be HELL to pay!
They should just ask canada what happened to them when they bombed the baldwins.
Medvedev is just the Kremlin’s chief keyboard warrior now.
Mediocre? He’s the goddamn paterfamilias!
They think… He is… A toad.
A horny toad?
He’s bonafide!
“Pewtin here’s got a job! Pewtin’s got prospects!”
