Can you imagine a crab the size of a cat scuttling around your backyard, climbing up trees, and quietly sneaking away with your shiniest pots and silverware? No? Then perhaps you’ve never had the privilege of meeting a coconut crab.
These crabs are curious and unfussy. In addition to coconut flesh, fallen fruit, nuts, and seeds, they’ll eat the remains of dead rats, seabirds, and even their own kind. This has led to speculation that these giants may be partly responsible for the disappearance of famed aviator Amelia Earhart, who perished in the remote Pacific. Some researchers believe that her remains were eaten by coconut crabs, who then dragged away the bones.
How the hell did they down the plane? Or know she was coming?
Too many questions.
How the hell did they down the plane?
Crab to air missile. Standard.
Or know she was coming?
Craydar
Too many questions.
Are you shore? Don’t clam up, I shrimplore you: ask away and I shell try to answer them all.
I didn’t realise they could afford those missiles as they were feeling the pinch.
This all seems awfully fishy
Your mom pussy so big she has coconut crabs.
Carcinisation applies to technology, too.
Perhaps one sneaked on the plane…
edit: Crabs on a Plane?
Yeah, may be two of them dressed up in a trench coat.
But don’t let that put you off. While they will defend themselves if provoked, coconut crabs aren’t aggressive toward people. They have, however, earned the nickname “robber crabs” for their love of human-made objects, which they often drag away to their burrows for further inspection and, when possible, degustation.
While they seem especially drawn to shiny pots and pans—probably because they smell like food—researchers and tourists have recorded the crabs carrying off everything from whisky bottles and sandals to expensive camera equipment.
Tamatoa from Moana is based on a coconut crab. But he also has similar behavior to Xenophora. http://www.zymoglyphic.org/exhibits/xenophora.html
Dad a chum? Dad a chick?
Ded a chek?
Dod a chock?
This is something I didn’t want to read, thanks, I hate it
Do they taste like coconut too?