Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to cats@lemmy.world · 11 months agoOh, to be a tiny catlemmy.mlimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1790arrow-down15
arrow-up1785arrow-down1imageOh, to be a tiny catlemmy.mlFacelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to cats@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up66arrow-down2·11 months agoIf reincarnation is real. I want to be reincarnated as a cat who is owned by a middle class family.
minus-squarebrown567@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down2·11 months agoAs long as they don’t decide you need to be vegan XD
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·11 months agoIt’s ok, I’ll pop off to neighbour’s house for treats every now and then.
minus-squarecheesymoonshadow@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down2·11 months agoWhenever I have that thought, usually when I see my cat rolling around on the floor just loving life, I always end up with the follow-up thought that I would have to lick my own butthole to clean it.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·11 months agoYou mean you would get to lick your own butthole.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·11 months agoWith a spikey tongue tho. That’s some monkey paw shit right there.
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down1·11 months agoThey have different sense of taste, so it may just taste like chocolate peanut butter whip to them.
minus-squareumulu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoOr… And just bear with me for a sec! Or maybe… It tastes like shit, and they just like it 😂
minus-squareCmdrShepard@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoChocolate is also toxic to them so let’s hope not.
minus-squareUnspecificGravity@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·11 months agoPick retirees without little kids, if you get a chance.
minus-squareAgentGrimstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoI hear communities in Turkey take good care of strays. You would be free to live your life outside but you also have the people looking out for you.
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minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·11 months agoit’s also not tremendously good for the local ecosystem… sure there are no rats, but uh how many birds are there around?
If reincarnation is real. I want to be reincarnated as a cat who is owned by a middle class family.
As long as they don’t decide you need to be vegan XD
It’s ok, I’ll pop off to neighbour’s house for treats every now and then.
Whenever I have that thought, usually when I see my cat rolling around on the floor just loving life, I always end up with the follow-up thought that I would have to lick my own butthole to clean it.
You mean you would get to lick your own butthole.
With a spikey tongue tho. That’s some monkey paw shit right there.
They have different sense of taste, so it may just taste like chocolate peanut butter whip to them.
Or… And just bear with me for a sec! Or maybe… It tastes like shit, and they just like it 😂
Chocolate is also toxic to them so let’s hope not.
Pick retirees without little kids, if you get a chance.
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Oddly specific oO
I hear communities in Turkey take good care of strays. You would be free to live your life outside but you also have the people looking out for you.
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it’s also not tremendously good for the local ecosystem… sure there are no rats, but uh how many birds are there around?
Birds aren’t real anyway