I think what OP means is that when you’ve been immersed in rationality for a while then suddenly in a situation where you’re surrounded by religious people again, the things that are “normal” to them can be jarring to you. It’s quite an “emperor has no clothes” moment.

As someone who works retail, I’m pretty shameless when it comes to kicking people out. I do it politely and with a smile but I have no problem telling customers we’re about to close or are closed.

What I find interesting is that in your examples I actually find the “omg” to be the redundant part.

I heard that there are 3 types of tears, and the type that comes out when we’re upset has a natural painkiller in them.

They tell me the story of when I was a kid where my eyes were about crotch-level for my dad and I walked into the bathroom while he was in his tighty whiteys. Supposedly I said he had pooped in his underwear.

Someone should start a community for that.

I had to explain to my husband, it’s like “Hey girl” vs. “Hey ma’am.”

Here’s to many more happy years with you.

Yay! Hi, Murphy and Parsley! What an adorable pair. How old is Parsley?

What kind of conversation would you prefer from a passenger?

I like asking coworkers near the end of our shift, “What’s for dinner?”

I use boost and for me it’s just like sharing an image when texting.

We used to joke that his first name is Goddammit because he was always the most mischievous of the 3 cats, always the one stirring shit up.

Now he’s the only one still living and he’s so old we let him get away with almost everything.

Which is a crazy coincidence btw! Please pay the Murphy tax. :)

That’s it! Apparently it’s on sale right now too, which it wasn’t when I got it. We had that thing for like a year before we finally assembled it.

We are guessing our Murphy is 20 too. We adopted him in May 2005 and this is what he looked like:

Wow, it’s on sale right now too.

https://www.chewy.com/smartykat-hot-pursuit-electronic/dp/159669

When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, “Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”

–Mr. Rogers

I was confused reading OP’s description, and I’m also confused looking at your link how you got that from OP’s description. 😅

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Nice.