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It’s a matter of National Security.
They feel guilty because they keep intercepting the texts you’re sending… and they’re a bit slow, because you know. They have a few hundred
lonely loserssubjects…And so she thought you were ghosting her.
Pro tip… get a vpn and route it through Darfur. Those NSA agents are much better staffed.
Nah. everyone has their own personal agent assigned to them.
Instead of the NSA it’ll be a random Google contractor
The NSA just sends drones to strike the wrong house IIRC
Happy pride month everyone (but especially my super-sexy NSA overseer)!
Looking for glowy gf. You already know what I’m into.
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