• Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    4 months ago

    A fly flew into my nose and dragged gallons of booger-slime out of my nose, with no handkerchief available for miles. I have illustrated it here:

    Sorry, I’m too lazy to translate. You can read the full story on my blog.

    The time I put on my pants the wrong way around and found out while standing in front of the whole class comes second. I think that was before Kris Kross.