• edwardbear@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      No reasons to be concerned, citizen. The former head of the largest surveillance agency in the world just joined as a C-level member to the largest data scraping company in the world

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          22 days ago

          You will tell the AI all of your most private thoughts and feelings. The AI will be your closest friend, lover, and confidant.

          If you refuse to let the AI know everything about you, you will be considered a terrorist pedophile… a TERROR-PEDO!

          • Etterra@lemmy.world
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            22 days ago

            Remember that Friend Computer loves you. Returning that love TO Friend Computer is MANDATORY, and failure to comply will be considered treason and thus grounds for IMMEDIATE TERMINATION. Thank you citizen and have a mandatorily happy day!

          • edwardbear@lemmy.world
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            22 days ago

            How dare you have secrets? What are you hiding there? Why are you trying to have privacy? How dare you?

            • Optional@lemmy.world
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              22 days ago

              Remain calm. Assume the position. Your patience is appreciated. A legally authorized operative will be with you shortly. Stop resisting. Or else it gets the hose again.