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Honesty is the key for a long lasting relationship. You did well man
While this wasn’t actually me. I do make an arguably absurd amount of small dick jokes towards myself.
To ward off the shallow people from your mega penis?
Better line: oh no, mine’s not even half that long.
Watashi no inkei totemo ooikidesu.
“I don’t have a totem pole is” is my best guess
c/suicidebywords