This petition led to a board meeting where other parents complained, with one calling gender-neutral bathrooms a “safety issue,” another saying it’ll “confuse” kids, and another one referring to the family as having “satanic ideas.” Only one parent spoke out in support of the family.

Yeah, gotta keep kids safe from those six-year-old rapists.

Perhaps Satan needs to be destigmatized? Perhaps later this year for the holiday season I’ll send Satan-inspired cards. Right now it’s just a thought and not a promise. Maybe the Satanic Temple should get into the greeting card biz?

In the mean time, the parents should pull their kids right out of that malicious charter school.