Kafka’s Joke Book
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, sp...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.

  • bitwaba@lemmy.world
    8·
    5 months ago

    Well this is just incredible

    If the system has no place for you, and you’re forced to live on its fringes teetering between poverty and anarchy… you may be a redneck.